Horror Movies!

Horror Movies!

So, picture this!

You're looking down into a deep dark cellar
where there might be a murderous dweller,
a quite infernal and diabolical kinda feller!
Who'll gobble you up and leave not a trace,
not anywhere in the entire place!

So, would you go down the cellar steps into that inky abyss?
I think not! You'd likely give that particular pleasure a miss!

In fact, wild horses wouldn't drag you!
Unless, that is, you're a horror movie actor, who
is stupid beyond belief and never has the faintest clue,
who'll never wait, nor hesitate,
and like a bull at a gate ,
he'll enter the cellar even though there's a dweller
A quite fiendish diabolical kinda feller
Who'll gobble him up and leave not a trace,
Not anywhere in the entire place!

How feeble-minded is that, eh!
Well just as feeble-minded as say...

Entering a dark creepy house at night
and not turning on one single light
when you know there just might
be an axe wielding host,
a ghoul or a ghost
who'll chop you up
or fill you with dread,
so you'll doubtless end up completely...
dead!

So, what do you think you would do?
Well, you wouldn't enter the house, would you?


In fact, no amount of money would make you
Unless of course you're a movie actor who,
is crazy beyond belief and seems never to really have a clue
and who'll enter the dark creepy house at night
and not turn on one single light
even though she knows there just might
be an axe wielding host, a ghoul or a ghost
who'll chop her up or fill her with dread,
so she'll doubtless end up completely...
dead!

So, how lucky for these actors, that the tales us writers weave
for nasty horror movies, are only make believe...

Isn't it?